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1: THIS IS YOU
Quite true, I do have a tough outter shell, but lead a rich inner life. XD
2: THIS IS YOUR BESTIE
Eh, I've had worse best friends.
3: THIS IS YOUR BOSS WHOM YOU NEED TO IMPRESS FOR A PROMOTION
Aw man, now I'm never gonna get that promotion.
4: THIS IS YOUR PARTNER FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT
So I have one fith of a KFC Meal helping me out with SCIENCE! I am outraged.
5: THIS POKEMON IS LOOKING TO MURDER YOU IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE
If it ever evolved sure, but I'm not worried about the Snuggles Bear here, murdering me.
6: THIS IS YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
That's damned impressive considering it doesn't have genitals. But it would be like every other mother in law, a stone cold bitch.
7: THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
Oh what the fuck?! I get something without genitals again? Eh I'll just use the internet, it's for porn anyway.
8: THIS IS YOUR EX
Suddenly I'm calling up my Ex, in a desperate attempt to get back together.
9: THIS POKEMON STALKS YOU EVERY WAKING MOMENT
I guess the guardian of the skies has nothing better to do.
10: THIS POKEMON LIKES TO SNUGGLE WITH YOU
Aw yeah, I get to snuggle with a god deer.
11: THIS POKEMON ATE ALL YOUR CHEESECAKE
YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!
12: THIS POKEMON IS WHAT YOU FELT IN BED LAST NIGHT
Makes sense, I guess it was trying to climb down my throat just like every other spider. Although if spiders looked like this, my Aracnophobia would be dead.
13: THIS POKEMON FUCKED YOUR MOM
14: THIS POKEMON WILL DO ANYTHING TO BECOME YOUR FRIEND
I finally have my Zoidberg
15: THIS POKEMON DIED BY YOUR OWN HANDS
Eh, it had it comming.
16: THIS POKEMON IS YOUR LOYAL COMPANION FOR LIFE
FUCK YES! I've wanted a T-Rex to be my loyal companion since I was three. Dreams do come true people!
17: THIS POKEMON WANTS YOU TO JOIN THEIR GROUP
So basically sit arround all day, and have food come to us? Where do I sign?
18: THIS POKEMON READS YOU BEDTIME STORIES
If you say so, I think I should be the one reading it bedtime stories. Seriously, a kid (baby goat) is going to read me a bedtime story?
19: THIS POKEMON IS YOUR LOVING PET
I have one badass pet.
20: THIS POKEMON IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS DREAM ABOUT
Must be my spirit pokemon.
21: YOU FOUND THIS POKEMON IN YOUR BASEMENT WHEN YOU MOVED TO YOUR NEW HOUSE
I ain't your mom, and this ain't your basement anymore nerd! Get out!
22: THIS POKEMON PICKS ON YOUR FRIENDS
Damn sun, thinks it's better than everyone else!
23: THIS IS YOUR TEACHER
Awesome, I feel like I will learn a lot.
24: THIS IS THE SCHOOL BULLY
AHAHAHAHA! Give me three minutes in the yard, I'll be running these streets.
25: THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Sure looks like one
26: THIS POKEMON HAS A CRUSH ON YOU
Uh that's okay, I think we should just remain good friends.
27: THIS POKEMON IS THE COP WHO PULLED YOU OVER
Damn lake police. They never let me have fun in my jet boat.
28: THIS IS YOUR ARCH ENEMY
Slugs, my mortal enemies. Where's the salt?
29: THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL
So my arch enemy evolved, and became my principal huh? I'm getting the salt!
30: THIS IS YOUR SENPAI
Good thing to look up to. It'll help me get salt.
31: THIS POKEMON BEAT YOU IN A MATCH
Damn, intimidate got me.
32: FIVE POKEMON WANT TO FORM AN EXPLORATION TEAM WITH YOU
Pretty good, pretty good. But not the best. Eh, I'll go with them.